Gypsy Cove – Where Penguins Outnumber Landmines (And That’s Saying Something)

Woke up to a wind chill that could freeze your eyebrows off: 35 °F with a gale that made the ship rock like it was auditioning for a pirate movie. “Holy moly” doesn’t even cover it—we layered up like we’re preparing for the apocalypse, chugged coffee, and eyed the Zodiac dock like it was a … More Gypsy Cove – Where Penguins Outnumber Landmines (And That’s Saying Something)

Penguins, Albatross Drama, and My First Ride in the Penguin Shame Jeep

Alarm: 5:30 a.m. Body: “You’ve got to be kidding me.” Penguins: “Welcome to our office, suckers.” We rolled into New Island (west side of the Falklands) at dawn, and the weather gods actually smiled—sunny, barely any wind, and a downright tropical 54 °F. We’re calling it bikini weather from now on. First real test of … More Penguins, Albatross Drama, and My First Ride in the Penguin Shame Jeep

Welcome to Expedition Life (a.k.a. the Art of Dressing Like a Michelin Man Twice a Day)

If you thought a regular cruise is “pack a swimsuit and flip-flops,” you’ve clearly never signed up for an Antarctica expedition. Today was basically Expedition Travel 101, and my body is already filing a complaint. We got to “sleep in” until… 6:45 a.m. (luxury? I think not!). Then it was straight to breakfast and a … More Welcome to Expedition Life (a.k.a. the Art of Dressing Like a Michelin Man Twice a Day)

From flip-flops in Florida to a freeze out in 48 hours!

Friends, after almost a year of radio silence on the international travel front, we are baaaack — and holy penguins, do I have a story for you. We are officially en route to Antarctica. Yes, THAT Antarctica. The frozen end-of-the-earth one. Sixteen nights on an expedition ship heading to the bottom of the bottom of … More From flip-flops in Florida to a freeze out in 48 hours!